"I'll get you my fatty. . .and your little hound too!"
out of the year, possibly two. I'm talking about the third week in October and if the Vols and Tide win their division, the SEC Championship game. Of course, this doesn't involve me being "just happy" if Bama loses. I have to become an actual Tennessee fan. With that, my attitude has to change for the worse. I have to trash talk and all of that fun stuff. So yeah, go Vols!!!Everyone knows that the Philsbury Doughboy owns the crapstain. After all, he's amassed an 11-3* record against the turd. He also went 2-1 against the Buhr while playing offensive guard for the Vols. However, he's only 1-2 against the Wicked Witch of the SEC West.
A bammer would say that Fulmer's losing record to the Wicked Witch gives them an advantage, but to the trained eye of a Tennessee fan, they're nothing but a redneck idiot. That lying SOB has never played the Southern Sumo under these conditions.
Saban at Bama is no match for Fulmer.That's right. Fulmer will extend his total domination over the turd Saturday morning, and the cups will come flying to the field at Bryant Denny Restaurant.
*Was 10-3-1, but the crimson cheat forfeited 1993 giving UT the win.
2 comments:
Good God! These photos are disturbing. The witch/Saban photo will haunt me forever.
Thanks! Tis the season to be disturbed. The more I worked on the Wicked Witch of the SEC West, the more I thought to myself, "this is just...wrong." I was shooting for something a little more humorous with the Philsbury, but I think it turned out even more disturbing than the witch. There's something unsettling about it that I can't put my finger on. Haha.
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