Friday, September 7, 2007

SEC Picks - Week 2

It always happens when I start something to entertain myself...life gets busy. So yeah, this blog has been pretty thin in content. Oh well, here are my picks for this week.

SEC East

Florida vs. Troy - Arkansas was able to run all over Troy's defense last week. Florida should be able to put up some big numbers on the ground and in the air this week. Like against Arkansas, Troy will be able to put a few on the board, but it still won't be close.
Tebow 42 - Condoms 21

UGA vs. USC - I thought USC was going to be hot this year, and UGA was going to be rebuilding. If last week was any indication of how these teams will do this year, I was completely wrong. If UGA is as prepared as they were last week, this one will be ugly.
Dawgs 28 - Cocks 10

UT vs. Southern Miss - Southern Miss has a back that could play anywhere in the SEC. Unfortunately for him, I can't say the same about the OL. Fulmer will have his boys ready to play after losing to Cal. The kinks in the offense should be ironed out this week.
Viles 34 - Eagles 14

Kentucky vs. Kent State - Kentucky's offense is going to have another great day. What's the over/under on them getting 500 yards?
Shats 48 - Flamers 12

Vandy vs. Bama - No one pisses in Bama's cornflakes quite like the Commies do...by losing. Bama usually has a hard time blowing them out. They squeaked by last year, and this year? The Commies brought most of their starters back, and the game is in Nashville. However, this one won't be the super close game that a lot of people seem to be predicting. It'll be an ugly win, though.
Tampons 21 - Commies 7

SEC West

LSU vs. Virginia Tech - Virginia Tech played East Carolina, minus their QB, last weekend. The line was 27.5. They won by 10 only putting 17 on the board. Running game? Nonexistent. This game will be played in the dreaded "Death Valley".
Corndogs 28 - Pokies 10

Auburn vs. South Florida - South Florida comes into Auburn a week after struggling with 1-AA Elon. Auburn played horribly last week. If history repeats itself tomorrow, Auburn will come out explosively. Tuberville seems to always redeem himself after a poor performance.
Tigers 24 - Cows 10

Arkansas - off

Ole Miss vs. Missouri - This one doesn't really excite me at all. Missouri should win this one even without a running game.
Tigers 24 - Hotty-Toddlers 14

Mississippi State at Tulane - What is it about these Mississippi teams that bore the hell out of me? Tulane is in a conference where MSU could be competitive. Maybe that's why they play two out of their three out of conference games against Conference USA teams. Out of sheer boredom, Tulane wins.
Wave 28 - Croomdogs 27

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